Welcome to mah crib, do you wanna come in?

When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.

mikaelson-forbes:

Little kids waiting in line. 

‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’ 

Me

‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’

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WHEN I RUN ON THE TREADMILL

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white people embracing by nicolas sparjs

white people embracing by nicolas sparjs

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I want a nice body, but then like… food.

sodamnrelatable:


via sodamnrelatable

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style-like-ziall:

Walking in high heels…

Expectations:

Reality:

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lolsofunny:

oMFG LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ASS I’MG ONNA PEE

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  • Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
  • Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.

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